Chapter 142: Xue Jing, My Husband, Crazy Netizens, and Everyone's Sister-in-Law, Xue Wan (4K)

Chapter 142: Xue Jing, My Husband, Crazy Netizens, and Everyone's Sister-in-Law, Xue Wan (4K)



With a slight focus of his spiritual awareness, Xue Jing immediately projected the appearance of the person knocking on the door into his mind.

"It's my sister."

Xue Jing raised an eyebrow as he glanced at Ning Fengwan.

A troubled expression, reminiscent of an 'elderly person struggling with their phone on the subway,' appeared on the pretty face of the cat-eared girl.

"Why is she here again...?"

Xue Jing smiled and said, "I asked her to come over to confirm something."

A faint platinum light appeared, and Ning Fengwan transformed into her cat form. She jumped to the window, using her paw pad to slide it open as she said, "Then you two chat. If she asks about me, just tell her I couldn't take it anymore and ran away from home!"

Xue Jing immediately reached out and grabbed her tail.

"Escapism won't help you. If you can't resist, you might as well enjoy it obediently."

As the cat's tail was pulled back, her front paws extended her claws, digging deep scratches into the table as she held on tightly.

"No!"

"What's wrong with escapism? It may be shameful, but it works!"

"Bang bang bang—"

The knocking on the door started softly but gradually became more insistent.

"Ah Jing, it's me. Open the door."

Xue Jing thought for a moment, then used his shadow flame to animate an arm and open the door.

Outside the door, Xue Wan, wearing a pink short-sleeved chiffon shirt and a floral pleated mini skirt, strode in with her long legs, complaining as she walked,

"Why did it take so long...?"

As she spoke, she noticed Xue Jing pulling on the cat's tail.

"Hmm? What are you doing to Xiao Fengwan?"

Xue Jing pulled the cat back forcefully, her claws scraping the wooden table and leaving ear-grating screeches in their wake.

"It's nothing... Cats, like women, always have their inscrutable moments."

Xue Jing nonchalantly held the struggling cat in his arms as he spoke.

Xue Wan walked over, took the cat from Xue Jing's arms, and scolded him,

"You must have hurt her. Look how fiercely she's struggling..."

Xue Jing went "uh," stroked his chin, and looked a little strange: "...... Occasionally."

Xue Wan glared at him, lifted the cat to her face, and kissed her twice, "Xiao Fengwan~ it's okay, mom is here~"

Then she buried her face in the cat's belly and took two big sniffs.

"Sniff sniff—you smell so good, little kitty. You must be trying to seduce your mom, huh~"

"Hehehehe~"

The cat looked numb, expressionless, not even meowing, like a doll.

......

"Well?"

Xue Wan lifted her top, exposing her slender and sexy waist, and said a little embarrassedly,

Xue Jing touched the ruby navel piercing on her abdomen, a holy scar, and glanced at the panel.

[Detection of divine substance. Absorbing divinity...]



[Divinity absorption complete]



[Divinity in possession: 953]



Xue Jing nodded, "It's there."

After he finished speaking, he removed his finger from Xue Wan's navel.

Xue Wan breathed a sigh of relief and quickly pulled her top down to cover her waist.

"As expected, the divinity of the recipient is a renewable resource..."

Xue Jing rubbed his chin, deep in thought.

Two days ago, he had absorbed the divinity from his sister Xue Wan's holy scar through A Ban, solving her pollution and alienation problem.

Now, just two days later, he touched Xue Wan's holy scar again and absorbed more divinity.

Although it wasn't much, it was probably only about a dozen points or so.

"In that case... should I catch a few recipients and milk them from now on?"

Xue Jing considered this seriously.

"Ah Jing."

Xue Wan sat on the sofa, her right hand stroking the cat, who was sitting next to her with a blank stare, having already been played with to the point of no return. Her left hand held a phone, on whose screen she swiped before handing it to Xue Jing.

"You probably don't know yet, but you've become a trending topic."

There was a hint of laughter in Xue Wan's voice.

"Now you're famous... and you've even gained a very special nickname."

Xue Wan reached out to take her phone, which was covered in cute stickers.

The screen displayed an interface for a blogging app, showing the top 20 trending topics.

Xue Jing noticed two topics clearly related to him in the seventh and eighth positions.

"U19 Fengcheng Knockout Tournament"

"Xue Jing, My Husband"

Xue Jing: "......"

He clicked on one of the topics, which showed a total of 69,000 discussion posts.

{"[Xue Jing smiling at the camera.gif] I have no ulterior motive for posting this; I just want to show off my husband."]



{"When is my husband's next game? I've already bought my ticket to Fengcheng!"]



{"You guys are so disgusting. She's a minor, and you're all calling someone else's husband. You really have no moral integrity, especially when that someone else's husband is mine."]



{"Even if I die and am nailed into a coffin, I will still use my decaying vocal cords to shout: Xue Jing, my husband!!"}

Xue Jing looked at the comments with an expression of 'elderly person struggling with their phone on the subway,' feeling a bit speechless.

The key was that it wasn't just the women going crazy; many male users were doing the same, and some were even crazier.

{"Speaking honestly, my husband's Sparrow Eating technique is amazing. I've never seen such a large burst of sword energy in a U19 tournament, at least not in the Outer Ring."}

{"Did you guys notice the detail where Li Chengxuan first showed off his sword energy to my husband, and then my husband retaliated with this move? It really gives off a feeling of youthful spirit, as if to say, 'I will defeat you where you are most proud.'"}

{"Reporting this post, you didn't do anything wrong. It's all because of my nauseating jealousy and pathetic self-esteem. The moment I saw my husband's face, I completely lost my defenses. I threw away my armor and helmet, sweated profusely in the summer heat, and felt my body heat up. My depression acted up, and life seemed to lose its color. I felt like a Saiyan whose tail had been grabbed, an ability user with Hailuoshi, a jinchuriki who had their tailed beast extracted, an Ultraman whose light had gone out, completely devoid of hope."}

{"A teacher asked three students how they would fill a room. The first student brought in balloons and filled the room with them, but the teacher shook his head at the gaps between the balloons. The second student brought in a candle, filling the room with light, but the teacher still shook his head at the shadows cast by the student. The third student opened a video of my husband, and the room was instantly filled with his radiance."}

"Today, the foreman scolded me, saying that the concrete I mixed was too thin. He smashed my shovel and asked me if water was free. I didn't dare to argue, but what he didn't know was that I didn't add extra water; I was just looking at a photo of my husband, and my drool fell into the concrete."

"I admit you have some looks. If I were forty, I would definitely divorce and marry you. If I were thirty, I would definitely break up and pursue you. If I were twenty, I would definitely find a way to get to know you. But I'm only seven and facing the pressure of nine years of compulsory education. Please forgive me, husband."

...

There were many more posts like this, a whole bunch of them, both earthy and trendy.

Xue Jing rubbed the goosebumps on his arm, took the phone back from Xue Wan, and, like the cat that had been played with to the point of no return, he retreated into his shell.

"Hahahaha...burp."

Xue Wan looked at the comments, then at Xue Jing, who was also feeling embarrassed, and laughed so hard that tears came out. She almost didn't catch her breath.

"I, a teenage martial arts prodigy, made my debut at the pinnacle. I defeated my opponent with a single slash, astonishing the entire world. And so, I earned my exclusive title—My Husband."

"Pfft—hahahahaha."

Xue Jing twitched at the corner of his mouth.

"If you have nothing better to do, scram back to school."

Xue Wan wiped the tears and saliva from the corners of her mouth and calmed down before saying, "No, my positioning at school is a bit strange right now."

As she spoke, she shot a resentful glance at Xue Jing.

"Just the other day, I was still Fengcheng University's most beautiful goddess in a decade."

"But today, when people see me, they don't call me Goddess Xue anymore."

Xue Jing: "Oh?"

Xue Wan gritted her teeth: "Now they all call me Big Sister-in-law!!"

"...Hehe."

Xue Jing smiled.

"This post is the root of all evil!"

Xue Wan held up her phone to show Xue Jing.

It was a post titled "Look at My Husband," the same one Xue Jing had seen on Jiang Siwei's phone after his match yesterday.

Now, the reposts had reached almost a million, and the number of comments was close to two million, making it extremely popular.

"What should I do now? I don't want to be called 'Big Sister-in-law'!"

Xue Wan complained.

Xue Jing stroked his chin. "Give up. This is the burden you have to bear as an older sister."

"I don't want to... I'd rather be called Goddess Xue."

Xue Wan lay down on the sofa and turned her head to bury her face in the unmoving cat's belly.

"Sniff sniff—ah, only Xiao Fengwan can heal my mind and body."

After messing around for a while, Xue Jing took out his phone to check the time and said to Xue Wan, "I have a friend who's playing a match today. I'm going to watch it live. Do you want to come with me?"

Xue Wan sat up: "Let's go!"

"However, with your current popularity, going to the venue would be like crashing the party—the audience will probably be looking at you instead of the match."

Xue Jing took out a pair of ordinary-looking glasses from the bedside table and put them on his nose, pushing them up with his finger, causing the lenses to reflect the light.

"With these, there won't be a problem."

...

Inside the Fengcheng Stadium.

In the contestant viewing area, the tall Kou Chenjian looked at the bustling audience and asked in confusion, "Am I mistaken, or are there a lot more people than yesterday?"

A boy next to him casually replied, "It's not a mistake... There really are more people. Didn't you see the news?"

On the other side, Du Mingluan said indifferently, "Because of Xue Jing... After he made it to the hot search list, the popularity of the Fengcheng elimination rounds increased significantly, and many people started paying attention to this competition."

As soon as he spoke, Kou Chenjian laughed.

"Hey, shorty, your next opponent is Xue Jing, right? I heard that before the match, you even talked trash about him?"

"Tsk tsk tsk, every time I see this kind of self-destructive clown behavior, I can't help but want to howl!"

Du Mingluan's face remained unchanged, and he glanced at him indifferently:

"It's better if you don't talk to me."

Kou Chenjian sneered, "What, do you want to talk trash to me too?"

Du Mingluan shook his head: "No, you should look at the audience."

Kou Chenjian was puzzled, so he looked up.

When he did, his face immediately darkened.

Many spectators, especially the female ones, were holding their phones and excitedly taking photos of them.

Previously, when he and Du Mingluan had fought at the wharf, Xue Jing had stopped them. That man with a twisted sense of humor had pressed his head against Du Mingluan's...

Then, he had knocked them both out and posed them in an embrace, allowing a group of reporters to take satisfying photos.

After the news came out, netizens with a penchant for stirring up trouble had forcefully shipped them as a couple.

Now that he saw that he and Du Mingluan had attracted attention again, Kou Chenjian's jaw twitched, and he quickly moved away from Du Mingluan.

Du Mingluan remained expressionless but secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

After a while, two figures walked out from the contestant passageway.

"Ah Jing, the view here is really good. It's completely different from the audience seats."

Xue Wan came to the contestant viewing area and looked at the stage. Her eyes lit up.

She patted Xue Jing on the shoulder. "You're quite impressive. Even irrelevant people like me can get in here."

"I didn't expect it either."

Xue Jing nodded.

He had only intended to let Xue Wan watch the match from the contestant rest area, but when he asked the staff if Xue Wan could be brought to the contestant viewing area, they had been very enthusiastic and quickly got permission.

"Hmm? Is that you two?"

Xue Wan noticed Du Mingluan and Kou Chenjian, who were standing far apart from each other in the contestant viewing area.

She asked in confusion, "Why are you two standing so far apart? Are you feeling guilty?"

Upon hearing Xue Wan's voice, Du Mingluan and Kou Chenjian turned their heads.

They immediately started sweating profusely.

...

(End of Chapter)

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