Chapter 14: A Headache Isn't an Illness, But When It Hurts, It Can Really Kill You

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The morning passed with self-introductions. Naruto spent the latter half of the morning teasing the loli and flirting with the fox spirit.

In the afternoon, Naruto began his great skipping class endeavor.

Going to the rooftop to find a deserted place, Naruto teleported directly home. He ate, his clone sculpted figurines, and his main body continued to punch the tree.

There was no way around it, he was addicted to punching. He felt uncomfortable all over his body if he didn't hit something all morning.

"How did I, a homebody, end up hitting trees?"

Naruto would often reflect on himself, but before he could finish reflecting, his body would automatically open a portal to the tree and start banging away.

Hinata went home for lunch and returned to the class excitedly, waiting for him to come early. The little loli was determined to change her image. She had been too terrible in the morning. She hadn't expressed her gratitude, hadn't asked why he helped her, and had only said two sentences...

However, it was almost time for class, and he hadn't come. He didn't come for the first class, and he didn't come until school was out in the evening...

On the way home, little Hinata felt very aggrieved. It was like this every time. He would appear suddenly and then disappear without a trace, like a shooting star.

Was it going to be years until they met again this time?

The next morning, Naruto finished punching the tree at ten and teleported to the school rooftop, preparing to go to class.

Ninja school started at 7:15 in the morning, with a 45-minute class, a 15-minute break, four classes, and school let out at 11:00. School started again at 1:15 in the afternoon and let out at 5:00.

Naruto planned to attend one class in the morning and two in the afternoon from now on, and spend the rest of his time training.

Naruto sat down at his seat and saw the little loli looking at him with a wronged expression. What was wrong?

"Who bullied you?" Naruto thought Hinata was being bullied. He didn't care who it was. He'd beat them until they cried first. If they didn't cry, he'd kill them.

Naruto remembered that in the original story, there were only two people who bullied Hinata in front of the protagonist: Neji and Pain. As for the ending... emmm, they died miserably.

Hinata shook her head, then suddenly smiled.

Naruto was even more confused. What was the point of crying one moment and smiling the next?

So, he was single based on his strength.

The only people in the class who knew that Naruto hadn't attended class were Iruka and Hinata. Iruka was currently in a state of "better to have one less thing to worry about," completely ignoring Naruto's skipping class. Naruto was also happy that no one was bothering him.

Everyone acted as if nothing had happened.

Except for the Third Hokage.

He thought that sending Naruto to school would change Naruto's current lifestyle. As a result, he slept in class in the morning and went to punch trees in the afternoon.

He actually went to punch trees again the next morning. Did he plan to punch enough before his wedding because he saw there were no trees on the moon? Or did he want to move a tree to the moon and continue punching?

The Third Hokage's head was about to ache. What was he going to do with this child?

The afternoon's two classes were all about ridiculous ninja theory knowledge that Naruto didn't want to learn, so he started spacing out.

Naruto prepared to practice Sage Mode. He knew that natural energy would turn him into stone if absorbed into his body. But what if he didn't move and just looked?

The secret to practicing Sage Mode was to not move, to empty your mind. So, Naruto was just spacing out. Not moving was difficult, but not the most difficult. The most difficult was emptying his mind.

The protagonist in the anime probably didn't receive as much information from a young age as Naruto had in half a month in his previous life.

His thoughts were simple, and with the protagonist halo, his Sage Mode training was simply lightning fast.

But for the current Naruto, it would be an insult to Baidu Cloud and 1024 to say that his thoughts were simple. [Note: A reference to the Chinese internet slang associated with finding and sharing illicit content]

The protagonist halo was also afraid that it wouldn't work, so he might as well do it while he was idle.

The phrase he was still using was, "I'm just looking, I won't move."

No matter how powerful natural energy was, just by looking and not moving, would it be able to turn me into a frog? No way.

So, in the Third Hokage's eyes, Naruto's daily life had become punching trees, spacing out, sleeping, and occasionally talking to his deskmate, so simple that it was infuriating.

And Naruto thought that he was training, practicing Sage Mode, teasing the loli, flirting with Kurama, and sleeping. He was full of activity.

"Naruto-kun!"

Naruto, who was spacing out, heard someone call him. He turned his head and saw Hinata looking at him hesitantly.

"What's wrong, Hinata-chan?" Naruto gave her a smile.

"That... that..."

"Tell me," Naruto was looking forward to it. Was the little loli going to confess her love to him? The children in the Naruto world remembered things very early.

"That... why is Naruto-kun staring at Sasuke?" Hinata asked the question that had been giving her a headache for a long time. She had been observing Naruto for a long time and found that Naruto had been staring at Sasuke for most of the class. But Naruto-kun was a boy, and Sasuke was also a boy.

What happened while I was spacing out? Was there something wrong with this body? You should be looking at Hinata.

Naruto glanced at Sasuke, who was turning his head around. Their eyes met, and Sasuke snorted and turned his head back.

Naruto began to think again. Why was he staring at Sasuke while spacing out? Was there something attractive about him? Was it the Sharingan? This thing was useful, but if he robbed him of his Sharingan, he would have to solo Itachi, Obito, Madara, Kaguya, Orochimaru, and Kabuto in the future. Only a madman would rob him, right?

Was it the influence of Asura's chakra? After thinking about it, Naruto only came up with this reason. Asura and Indra's chakra attracted each other. He was influenced by it when he was spacing out, so he unconsciously stared in that direction.

This was a good thing. Naruto smiled slightly. His biggest cheat was still there. This was a cheat that could increase his growth limit.

"Naruto-kun!"

"Hmm?" Naruto gave Hinata another big smile.

"Why was Naruto-kun smiling at Sasuke just now?" Yes, from Hinata's point of view, Naruto had said a few words to her just now and then continued to stare at Sasuke, and then suddenly smiled.

Naruto wanted to drag Asura out and talk to him properly. He didn't care if he wanted to have a relationship with Indra. Could he please not disturb him from picking up girls? What kind of image would he have in Hinata's mind in the future?

"How could that be? I was looking at Doma Taihei in front of him. I felt that traveling the ninja world like him might be a good dream too," Naruto quickly made up for it, the impression points couldn't be lost.

"Is... is that so?" Hinata believed it. Looking at the position, it did look like he was looking at Doma Taihei.

Naruto scooted closer to Hinata and said softly, "And if I'm going to look, I'll look at little Hinata. Hinata-chan is so cute."

"Ugh... thump."

Naruto quickly sat back in his seat. The little loli couldn't stand being teased and actually fainted.

Two more people had headaches in this class: Sasuke and Iruka.

Sasuke had basically heard nothing that the teacher had said in this class. The gaze behind him was like a beam of light, locking onto him, making him feel uncomfortable. His whole body felt like it was being pricked by needles, and unlike other people's gazes, which he only felt weakly, he could sense it as soon as he looked at him. If you're going to marry on the moon, go stare at the moon. Why are you staring at me? Sasuke felt terrible.

Iruka had an even bigger headache. That Nine-Tails Jinchuriki who only skipped class and spaced out had scared the Hyuga clan's young lady unconscious, right in his class.

Yes, in his opinion, she had been scared unconscious. After all, the terror of the Nine-Tails was known throughout Konoha. Even leaking a trace of his aura was enough to scare a little girl unconscious.

Iruka firmly believed in the terror of the Nine-Tails. After all, he would often be awakened from his dreams by the Nine-Tails and couldn't sleep.

Should he ask the Third Hokage to transfer him away? But wouldn't that make him seem too incompetent...?

Naruto had no idea that he was like a virus right now. Whoever touched him would get a headache.

Chapter end