I, The Janitor! Chapter 1011: Big Brother, You Stink! - Novel Cool

Chapter 1011: Big Brother, You Stink!

Chapter 1011: Big Brother, You Stink!

It seems like someone is getting impatient, but I won’t say who.

After being shamelessly ganked by his big brother, William Little Brother gave a sidelong glance at the family’s crooked pillar and decisively said:

"Meilanie did it too."

"?"

Without hesitation, William Little Brother betrayed his sister, who often fought with him over pocket money, and said calmly:

"She was flipping through the ledger in her bed at midnight, laughing maniacally while reading, which disrupted my normal sleep. Writing homework in such a bad state would be an insult to Miss Lisa, who meticulously assigns our homework. So, I had to endure the pain of putting down my homework and opened those extracurricular books.

So, although I stayed up late reading a few pages of those extracurricular books without finishing my homework, it was out of necessity. The real culprit is the one who doesn’t sleep well at night and sneaks out to..."

"You’re lying!"

Hearing a huge black pot clatter onto her head, Meilanie, who was eavesdropping outside the door out of curiosity about what Liang wanted to talk to William about, couldn’t help but fly into a rage and burst in.

"Clearly, I was woken up by the sound of you flipping pages, and then I got up to look at the ledger! And I wasn’t laughing maniacally! I was already being very restrained!"

"That’s right, I did start flipping the pages first."

Seemingly well-prepared, William Little Brother lifted his chin and asked with an air of authority:

"But I only started reading the extracurricular books later. At that time, I was flipping through my homework, staying up late to do it. Is there anything wrong with that?"

"Ugh!"

Hearing William’s words, Meilanie became even angrier.

"I secretly checked this morning, and you haven’t written a single word!"

"That’s true, I didn’t write anything, but I did open the homework and admire it seriously."

Glancing at his sister, who was still struggling futilely without understanding the bigger picture, William Little Brother couldn’t help but cross his arms and say with a proud expression:

"Flipping through the homework at least proves I had the intention to do it. But your homework book is still mostly brand new, untouched. So, I still win!"

"..."

...

Forget it, if you didn’t do your homework, that’s it...

Facing the internal conflict over homework between these two little devils, Liang couldn’t help but pinch the bridge of his nose, feeling a headache as he tried to console himself.

Although William’s behavior of doing homework only stayed at the level of intention, his ability to pass the ram’s head lie detector test proved that he did have the thought of doing homework, even if he didn’t act on it.

Compared to him being influenced by the bloodline of a mysterious race, becoming an ultimate villain who wants to rule the world by any means, the intention to do homework was a trivial matter.

However, he still needed to report it.

Casually flipping through the two kids’ rooms, he found a nearly new homework book and a brand new one that had just been opened. Due to his overly lenient educational philosophy, which had been criticized by his younger sister Anna multiple times, Liang decided to report to Anna later.

But just as Liang resolved to sell out his two stubborn siblings who refused to do their homework, Meilanie, who was arguing with William, suddenly wrinkled her nose and then covered her nose and mouth, frowning as she looked at Liang.

"Big Brother! You stink!"

Stink? Me?

Liang was slightly taken aback by Meilanie’s words. He lifted his arm and sniffed but didn’t smell anything strange. He then turned to look at William.

"Really?"

"Really."

Meeting Liang’s inquiring gaze, William Little Brother paused for a moment, remembering his big brother’s shameful behavior of being unreasonable when he couldn’t argue, and then couldn’t help but frown, nodding solemnly.

"It does have a bit of that adult stench."

"..."

I suspect you're insinuating something and I have a complete chain of evidence to back it up!

Faced with William Little Brother's precise criticism, Liang couldn't help but look flustered, and he decisively gave up on getting an answer from him. Instead, he used his fingertips to poke the ram's horn that had emerged from his cuff, and asked Meilanie with some confusion:

"Meilanie, what smell are you picking up?"

"Don't you guys smell it? It's that stinky smell!"

Seeing Liang and William both looking at her, Meilanie, who was covering her nose, couldn't help but blink her big eyes and then described it in a muffled voice:

"It's... a bit like the smell of rust, a bit like the blood when Anna Sister cleans fish, and a bit... um... a bit like the smell of sheep... and it's a bit... stinky!"

The smell of sheep?!

Upon accurately capturing a key word, Liang's fingers, which were pressing against the ram's horn, couldn't help but tremble slightly. The Black Sheep, who had just reacted, immediately couldn't help but curse loudly in Liang's ear.

'What? She's talking about me? I'm a demon! One of the greatest demons, the closest to a Demon God! This little...'

'She's my sister.'

'...'

'What were you about to call her just now?'

Feeling Liang's fingers apply a bit more pressure, the Black Sheep, after a moment of silence, decided to follow his heart.

'Little cutie, of course, a little cutie!'

'Hmph!'

Damn! It's just that I can't beat you! Otherwise... never mind, this little brat is really fierce now. I feel like even if I became a Demon God, I wouldn't be able to beat him. I'll endure it!

Faced with the immense pressure from Liang, the Black Sheep, who was living under someone else's roof, had no choice but to grit his teeth and grumble through their connection in Liang's ear:

'This little cutie must have gone crazy doing her homework! I may look like a sheep, but I'm essentially a great demon! What kind of sheep smell would I have? There's no way I have a stinky smell!'

'You're right.'

Liang couldn't help but nod, lost in thought, and said:

'You haven't even reclaimed your whip yet. Even if you wanted to be stinky, you couldn't be.'

'?!?!'

'But I still think what Meilanie "smelled" might be you.'

After carefully analyzing Meilanie's previous description, Liang pinched the Black Sheep's horn and said:

'Your horn is called the [War Horn]. Apart from the fallen nature of demons, it represents [Rage] and [War]. The smell Meilanie described is of iron and blood, which are the things that best represent war. If you had a smell, it would be exactly what she described.'

'Ah?'

After listening to Liang's analysis, the Black Sheep couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, then said with disbelief:

'That's impossible! If she could really smell me, I've shown my horns at your house before, and she didn't smell anything then.'

'What if... it's because you were too weak back then?'

'?!?!'

'You forgot? At the beginning, your immersion value was only 0.1, almost falling out of the category of abnormal objects. In terms of strength, you were less than one percent of what you are now. It's normal that she couldn't smell you.'

The speed of their mental communication was extremely fast, and in the blink of an eye, they could exchange hundreds of sentences. After analyzing the possible reasons, Liang crouched down slightly, covered Meilanie's eyes, and brought the cuff, which had a small section of the ram's horn exposed, close to her nose.

"Now? Is that stinky smell stronger or weaker?" (End of Chapter)

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