American Entertainment 1982 Chapter 114

  Chapter 114 Live TV commercials

   St. Petersburg, Florida.

"I also want to appear on live TV, even if it's just a commercial." Jason looked at the messy dressing room, where some cosmetics were being applied to his face by a makeup artist, and at the same time, Tommy and Tommy who were quickly looking at the line prompt paper Susan said in an envious tone.

  Mark slowly leaned over to the side and whispered, "Didn't I tell you that I could make you appear in the movie..."

   "Go away, Mark! Stay away from me, stay away!" Jason glared at Mark and said, "I will never be an actor! Especially the kind of actor you said!"

   Holly crossed her arms and looked at the live broadcast hall in the distance. At this time, Bob Costa was sitting in the host's seat in the live broadcast hall, promoting a cola drink that is said to be long-term drinking and can lose weight.

Except for Tommy and Susan, who were invited by Bob to be the guests of the advertising broadcast program designed by Bob, the other three people from Actor Company chose to come to Florida despite their busy schedules. For this reason, Jason and Holly even used I got a leave note, naturally because I didn't want to miss the data from the first TV sales of my software.

  There are two forms of TV shopping. One is scripted and recorded TV commercials, which are very enjoyable and can basically be viewed as short films. The advertising companies in California are like this.

The other is Bob Costa's live broadcast method at this time. The entire live broadcast room is like a TV talk show, with dozens of live audiences sitting below, and the host recommends and sells various products on the stage like a talk show. products, and invite guests like a talk show.

Tommy and Susan, Bob specially called to invite them to participate in the first sales live broadcast. In order to sell 10,000 sets and earn the first 150,000 yuan in his life, Bob designed several versions of sales jokes , In the end, he always felt that the humorous jokes of other products to attract the audience were not eye-catching enough. In the end, he chose the entry point of conspiracy theory. Low-income people believe in various conspiracy theories and like to hear people tell them the truth about the so-called conspiracy.

   And considering that he was not convincing enough on stage alone, he thought of the colleague named Susan that Tommy had mentioned to him.

   "It's our turn." Seeing that the Coke in the live broadcast room had been removed by the live broadcast assistant, Holly said a little excitedly: "The United States knows Actor's first step."

At this time, in the live broadcast hall, Bob had already picked up two product advertisements, and said to the audience and the camera: "This is the two copies that the other party gave me when I passed by the computer store on the way back from the taxi association yesterday. Merchandise list...why go to the Taxi Association? Because the Taxi Association needs me to give an explanation why my talk show is so boring, causing their members to have multiple collisions, I explained to them, why not go to the production If you are in trouble with the car company, you should blame them. Why not develop a function that can help you drive when the driver is dozing off, instead of making things difficult for me. After all, my talk show has always insisted on boring style, which may be the only advantage I can show off It's..."

"Guess what they said to me, he said that those big companies are indeed developing this function, but even if the development is successful, they will only sell it to the rich first, and will never sell it to taxi drivers. It is said that President Reagan I ordered one, so that when the driver is shot in an assassination incident, he can also rely on this function to escape quickly, without having to be as brainy as President Kennedy.”

"Kennedy, Reagan, two of our poor people's favorite presidents, one was assassinated and the other was almost assassinated. If we, the people who love them, didn't pursue the truth, maybe those behind the scenes would even announce that they both died by suicide. ~~We live in a country where all kinds of bizarre suicide methods are endless."

"Speaking of these two product introductions, the two product introductions in the computer store, this is the first one, a list of games, with an obvious unified price printed on it, 9.9 yuan, some of you will say, I understand this list, I Bought a second-hand computer for his children. He happily used the money he earned from part-time jobs to buy a lot of games from computer stores. Each game only costs 9.9. If you buy more than a dozen games, the children will have a happy time. Unforgettable childhood."

"Now I'm here to tell you that this is a complete conspiracy by the rich and the big corporations, you always say my talk show is superficial, well, here comes the sharp topic, a huge conspiracy against ordinary people like us, And I, Bob Costa, was the first to expose this gigantic conspiracy to you all."

"Look at the second software list in my hand. I guess your children must not have paid attention to it when they bought the game. There are 70 software names and prices printed on it. The cheapest one is 50 yuan. The name It is called "Microsoft Flight Simulator 1.00", Microsoft Flight Simulator, it is a game, you will wonder what is the difference between this thing and those 9.9 games my children play? Why is it so expensive? Marvin, why do you think it is Is it so expensive?"

   "Uh...maybe it's more fun than those 9.9 ones?" A live audience who was named by Bob said hesitantly.

"Wrong! Let me tell you, because it is not a game, it is a simulation software. After you have played this software, you will find that it seems that flying a small aircraft is no longer difficult for you. Because you can understand the various instrument panels, operation buttons, and gears on small aircraft, which is why it is expensive, and it allows you to acquire knowledge.”

"The rich don't want us to get knowledge easily, they just want us to be happy poor people. They worry that if we get knowledge cheaply, we will become as rich as they are. Seeing others rich is better than killing those rich people. It makes them even more uncomfortable. Imagine that we drive a Rolls-Royce like those rich people, wear high-end clothes, and go to high-end hotels. How can they show off to us? They don't want us to acquire knowledge, they just want us to use it forever Standing at the bottom of society with envious and longing gazes, look up to them."

  “The same floppy disk, pretending not to learn any knowledge, but allowing children to foolishly play alien games on the TV screen, only sells for 9.9 yuan.”

   "If you install any software, such as Lotus1-2-3 or WordStar, you can sell it for 495 yuan. Where is the problem?"

"Software, that is, what's on this floppy disk, you might say, Bob, I don't even know what Lotus or WordStar you're talking about, so let me tell you, learning these two softwares means you can gain A more profitable job, if you learn two softwares and understand the hundreds of pages of instructions, you can get a weekly salary of two to three hundred or more in those big companies, with vacations, pensions, and health That kind of job in insurance, that's right, it's the kind of people in suits and ties in Miami who drive nice cars and work in big companies. You can become those people after you learn them, but the rich set the threshold. If you want to change To become that kind of person, you need to spend 1,000 yuan to buy these two softwares, and then buy a high-end computer with a minimum price of 1,200 yuan, and then use your own head to try to memorize hundreds of pages of instructions."

"Maybe the female viewers who are watching the show at this time complained, Bob, give me some cheap diapers, cheap cereal, discounted clothes, I don't need these two software, I only went to high school, I don't understand computers , not interested, the main thing, I don't have 2,200 yuan, well, I know you don't have 2,200 yuan like me, and what's better, not only I know, there is one from our east coast A poor kid in the country named Tommy Hawke knows it too."

"OSS, the price is 49.99, you heard it right, not 499, but forty-nine nine, it has all the functions of the above two software, you only need to learn this one, it is equivalent to learning two software, and You don't need to buy a high-end computer, the cheapest computer on the market can also run OSS, and its manual is only ten pages, as long as your brain can memorize the menu of a hamburger restaurant, you will have no problem remembering it!”

   "You might say, Bob, what if I don't even have the cheapest computer?"

"Our Tommy, thought of this, he provides classrooms, teachers, computer training everyone, all of this is free, as long as you spend fifty yuan, you can save at least two thousand two hundred yuan, this is my live TV, the most discounted products, yes, OSS, OfficeSmartSuite, a software that ordinary people like us can afford and are absolutely practical!"

"Someone must think that Bob is crazy, he has never sold such a complicated-sounding product before, I know you are wondering how much the other party paid for advertising, let me take such a difficult-to-sell product, no no No, I will donate all the advertising revenue I deserve to women's equal rights organizations. I was moved by the inventor of this software, Tommy Hawk, and I don't charge advertising fees to help him promote it. I think it is worth promoting , it will change the fate of many people, it is the product I should sell to you most, and it is the best tool for you to break the solidification of class in this deformed country! Please allow me to invite a female guest, not long ago, she was in The ghettos of San Jose live off the skin business, the cheapest skin business, but now, OSS has changed her, welcome, Susan~~~~Curtis!"

  Tommy patted the nervous Susan Curtis on the back in the waiting area: "What are you nervous about?"

   "I just haven't seen such an occasion, so I don't know how to say it." Susan smiled at Tommy: "Give me some advice, Tommy?"

   "God taught us that sincerity will last forever, and lies will only last for a moment." Tommy patted Susan on the shoulder lightly:

   "So, don't lie, don't exaggerate, just tell them the story about you, Susan Curtis."

   The third update today, the first update~

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