Am I God Chapter 167

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Elizabeth looked at Zhao Yao coldly: "Zhao Yao, you have changed."

"I have changed what I am."

The briquettes shook his head and shouted: "With a new cat, forget the old cat. Men don't have a good thing."

"I don't like this fold-eared cat." Elizabeth said lightly, "Let's sterilize it, doesn't that mean it doesn't have superpowers?"

Yuanyuan also added: "There are a lot of cats in the house, and the average floor area of ​​cats has plummeted."

The briquettes asked: "Yes, Zhao Yao, you are too partial with her. If she and I fall into the water, which one will you save first?"

Seeing that the three cats said something to me, and didn't take himself seriously at all, Zhao Yao twitched the corners of his mouth.

He understands that cats like creatures hate new members of the family very much. Ordinary cats often have to fight for 300 rounds when they encounter a new cat in the house. status.

Although the super cat is a little more civilized, there will still be dissatisfaction.

This time the rice cake snoring is just the fuse of the outbreak. Naturally, it cannot be tolerated at this time, otherwise the relationship between the rice cake and a few cats will only deteriorate sharply and become worse and worse.

Seeing the three super cats becoming more and more arrogant, Zhao Yao said angrily: "I have changed, I am too kind recently, let you forget who is the master."

During the speech, it seemed that a black air flow permeated from Zhao Yao's body, turned into a murderous aura that shot into the sky, and slashed on the three super cats present like a blade.

"Ah! Zhao Yao is angry!" Yuanyuan was the first to squat down with her head on her head, her body kept shaking, her stealth ability was activated directly, and she disappeared.

But not long after disappearing, a pool of yellow liquid was left on the floor a few meters away, and Yuanyuan was scared to pee.

Elizabeth's pupils shrank instantly, and the white hair fell like snowflakes: "What are you afraid of! The big deal is to be beaten, briquettes..."

She turned her head, but found that the briquettes had devoured themselves and hid in the dimensional stomach.

Elizabeth turned her head, trembling as she held on, "Zhao Yao! I'm not afraid of you..."

Ignoring what Elizabeth said, she just glared in the direction of the urine and said, "Yuanyuan, clean it up immediately, or I will let you lick all the urine."

"According to the purpose!" Yuanyuan was shocked, and immediately took shape, ran to the kitchen and grabbed a stack of paper towels to wipe the floor.

Then he saw Zhao Yao stretch out his palm and grab it into his mouth, and a briquettes that was struggling frantically had been deducted from his mouth.

"Don't!" The briquettes grabbed Zhao Yao's lips and shouted, "Let me go back! I don't want to come out!"

"It's too late." Zhao Yao's eyes flashed red, and the briquettes froze and fell to the ground.

Then he saw Zhao Yao take out a small packet of catnip and a lighter on the table from under a seat cushion.

"Have you seen it? The catnip with a purity of 99 shipped from Yunnan." After speaking, Zhao Yao had already lit the lighter and burned the package of catnip to ashes in front of the briquettes.

"One gram of catnip that can make a cat HIGH...not anymore."

Zhao Yao waved his hand and swept away the ashes in the air.

Leaving the briquettes screaming and grabbing the catnip in the sky: "No!!"

Seeing Zhao Yao turn her head, Elizabeth said while losing her hair: "Zhao Yao! Don't come here! Come over again and I will activate my abilities!"

"Haha, isn't it?" Zhao Yao picked up the phone, tapped it for a while, and said, "Okay, the WIFI password at home has been changed, and you... no! I know! I know!"

boom!

Elizabeth opened her mouth wide and looked at Zhao Yao with a desperate look on her face. The whole cat sat down on the floor tiles with a bang, and a large piece of white hair fell off in the air. When she thought of watching a TV series that she had caught up to halfway, she couldn't help it. All thoughts turned grey.

After cleaning up the three super cats, Zhao Yao snorted coldly, and wanted to continue dealing with the rice cakes, but suddenly his ears shook, and he seemed to hear the sound of water flowing.

He turned his head abruptly, and saw that Mango didn't know when he came to the side of the rice cake, and his **** sat on the face of the rice cake and began to pee.

"No!" Zhao Yao exclaimed, and saw that the eyelids of the rice cakes trembled and slowly opened.

Accompanied by his own shout, Zhao Yao has immediately launched an illusion, covering the body of the rice cake.

The rice cake stood up, sniffed, and wondered in her heart: "How come I dreamed that I was peeing on the end of my head." She thought about it and suddenly looked at the cat food bowl ten meters away, only to feel that a strange aroma kept peeking out into her nose, giving her a strong appetite.

So she saw the rice cakes go to the food bowl and took a big mouthful of mouthfuls, but after a few mouthfuls, she couldn't help but closed her eyes again and snorted on the cat food.

As the rice cake fell asleep again, Zhao Yao wiped his sweat and appeared behind her, and the illusion around her disappeared, revealing the inside of the dimensional stomach.

"Huh, it's okay, it's okay, I used an illusion to deceive him and lead him into the dimensional stomach." Zhao Yao wiped the sweat on his forehead, smelled the smell coming from the other party's head, and suddenly frowned. .

"Mango, this stupid cat, why does he have to pee again?"

But it's impossible to let the cat urine keep on the head of the rice cake, and it is impossible for him to block the other party's sense of smell forever.

In desperation, Zhao Yao could only scrub by himself, while continuing to seal the other party's five senses, while sealing his own sense of smell, wiped off the urine on the head of the rice cake bit by bit with a bitter face.

After doing all this, Zhao Yao then had to wash his hands and shower repeatedly, and he was busy until 4:30 in the morning.

"It's okay, there are still more than three hours to make up for sleep."

Closing his bloodshot eyes, Zhao Yao can finally lie down on the bed safely.

Five minutes later, Zhao Yao's whole body was full of sleepiness, and his eyes seemed to be closed ~www.mtlnovel.com~ when he was about to fall asleep.

A fluffy thing crawled onto his head unknowingly, and a sobbing voice entered his ears.

"Zhao~~~~Yao~~~~." Matcha said weakly: "I can't sleep."

Zhao Yao suddenly opened his eyes, and his eyes were full of resentment.

He grabbed the matcha on his head and threw it under the bed, then closed his eyes and continued to sleep.

But after a few seconds, he felt a fluffy mass rubbing against his feet.

"Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, my heart hurts so much, is this what it feels like to be lost in love? I feel like I won't love you anymore."

With a bang, Matcha was kicked directly onto the bed.

But not long after, a wave of heat came from Zhao Yao's ear.

"Zhao Yao!" Matcha climbed to the top of Zhao Yao's head, and a song entered Zhao Yao's ears: "...he promised you the sweet words of eachother, I only have one sentence that I will not regret..."

Zhao Yao's bloodshot eyes opened again, and he turned his head to look at the matcha that was whispering in his ear.

Matcha: "...Ten years later, we are friends, and we can still greet each other. It's just that kind of tenderness, and I can no longer find a reason to hug..."

Matcha and Zhao Yao looked at each other and said sadly, "Zhao Yao, I love Qianqian so much, why did she run away with Little Fatty? Are cats in love destined to not be together?"

Zhao Yao scolded: "Fucking in love, they just played a few games of King's Glory with you, don't think of marriage when you see the photo, and plan which elementary school your child goes to when you see the video."

Matcha Loyalty-1

"Fuck." Zhao Yao's painting style changed and said: "After a few plates of King Glory, I fell in love with each other so far. Matcha, you really are an infatuated cat with a deep affection. It is the most dedicated cat I have ever seen in my life."

Matcha Loyalty +1

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