Am I God Chapter 126

Zhao Yao put the matcha near the cat toilet when everyone was not paying attention. In order to let the people around him see that he was normal, the latter could only walk backwards into the cat toilet.

At this moment, because of the fact that Zhao Yao's head was accidentally put upside down, the appearance of the entire cat's **** and head in the illusion is opposite to the reality.

"It's really troublesome." Matcha walked backwards into the cat toilet, finally getting rid of everyone's sight.

Without human observation, Matcha didn't care about the wrong things in her head, she just sat on the ground, bored and said, "Zhao Yao, are you alright?"

"Wait, you're busy, you hide in the toilet for a while."

Matcha pouted, looked around at the toilets, and thought to himself: 'Forget it, come here, let's go to the toilet. ' He then walked towards one of the automatic toilets.

At the same time, the briquettes also got out of the toilet just now, and in her suspicious eyes, she saw a fat cat walking backwards into the cat toilet, then turned around, head down, **** down, Make weird noises.

The briquettes immediately ran to the door of the other party's cat toilet with a shocked expression on their faces, staring at the fat cat in front of him.

The next moment, in his eyes, he saw pieces of cat feces spit out from the other party's mouth.

The briquettes who saw this scene were instantly stunned. They took a few steps back and opened their mouths slightly. It seemed that the whole cat's worldview was shattered.

Then he saw the cat come out backwards, and nodded with his butt. The briquettes looked at the back of the other party's departure, and even saw the stains on the corner of his mouth, and then the other party's buttocks moved towards him, as if talking.

"Oh? It's briquettes. You're here to **** too? Do you want to lick each other's butts?"

It seemed that the scene in front of him was frightened, and the briquettes sprang out with their mouths open, escaping the cat toilet all the way.

"What are you doing?" Matcha said while licking her hair, "Are you scared off by my domineering aura?"

Although accidents occurred frequently, but relying on the two major abilities of time suspension and illusion, Zhao Yao finally solved one accident one by one, and dealt with them all.

The popularity of this Tmall Cafe has also reached an all-time high, with about 60 or 70 customers coming, and an average of three or four people are matched with a cat.

On the one hand, it is because of the effect of the soundless field. On the other hand, as the material conditions of society are getting better and better, more and more people keep pets, cats, and cats. The attraction brought by so many breeds of cats, and On the one hand, the reason is the Wu Yifan skin that Zhao Yao pasted on himself.

The customers left reluctantly until it closed at 8 o'clock.

An Xin held a questionnaire, looked at the options of the cats on it, and hesitated.

"Sure enough, the one with the big head is the cutest."

"Miss An, have you filled it out?" Zhao Yao took the other party's questionnaire, raised his brows slightly, and said in his heart: 'It's matcha again, this kid has accumulated a lot of popularity through his magic show this time. '

Zhao Lei also came up from the side, handed the questionnaire behind Zhao Yao, then blinked at Zhao Yao, showed a mysterious smile and left.

Zhao Yao looked at the other party's questionnaire. Elizabeth was selected on it, but in addition to the cat, he also left a phone number.

Thinking of the mysterious smile the other party had just now, Zhao Yao sighed and silently put away the questionnaire, as if he had not seen the phone number, because he knew that the phone number was actually reserved for this face.

Sun Keke, who was wearing a sailor suit, was now covered with cat hair on her skirt and socks. After handing over the questionnaire to Zhao Yao, she opened her eyes wide and looked at Zhao Yao eagerly and said, "Hello, may I ask you to come here? Is your cat for sale?"

"Huh? You want to buy a cat?"

"Well." Sun Keke said a little embarrassedly: "Elizabeth, are you selling? I like her very much, and I will definitely treat her well. It doesn't matter how much money." If I want to keep Elizabeth at home by myself, I have to be alone every day.

Zhao Yao scratched his head and said, "This... I'm sorry, we don't sell cats in our store."

"I will pay 100,000 yuan. Please be sure to sell Elizabeth to me. I will really treat him wholeheartedly."

Looking at Sun Keke, who seriously wanted to redeem Elizabeth's life, Zhao Yao let out a sigh of relief: "This little girl, she knew that she was not bad for money, but now she buys a cat for 100,000 yuan, she is indeed a rich second generation. ."

Although Sun Keke had a pitiful look on his face and repeatedly asked Zhao Yao, he was ruthlessly rejected by Zhao Yao.

After seeing off the last guest, the coffee shop finally closed at 9 o'clock that day. Watching Xiao Shiyu and Bai Quan cleaning the messy hall, Zhao Yao said, "You two have worked hard today, and I will give you a red envelope when this month is over. "

"Huh? You've changed your mind, Zhao Yao." Xiao Shiyu looked up at Zhao Yao and said, "Did you win the lottery?"

"What nonsense, I, Zhao Yao, are famous for being generous and outspoken." Zhao Yao said. After all, the monthly tasks need to be profitable, so the lower the cost control, the better.

In fact, even if Zhao Yao's cost control has been very strict, now the monthly water, electricity, cat food, cat treats and toilet consumables add up to tens of thousands. After all, beverage preparations can be cheap, but cat food for cats, Cat snacks are related to the health of cats. They are the highest level and more expensive than human food.

And the consumables for automatic toilets are several times more expensive than ordinary cat toilets. If more than 20 cats use it together, it will cost thousands of dollars a month.

But Zhao Yao thought that after the task was settled, it should not matter if the profits were used to distribute bonuses for cats and humans.

"Fortunately, rent and taxes don't have to be paid, otherwise it would be even worse. It's really hard to open a store."

Zhao Yao took a stack of questionnaires and began to count the cats' votes.

Matcha looked nervously in Zhao Yao's direction, and prayed in her heart, "It must be me, it must be me, it must be me."

Yuanyuan and Bingqiu also looked towards this side nervously. Even though Elizabeth didn't seem to care at all, she actually glanced in Zhao Yao's direction from time to time.

Ten minutes later, Zhao Yao looked at the result in front of him and shook his head: "I really didn't expect it."

Seeing his cat looking expectantly, Zhao Yao said, "The first place is Matcha, the second place is Elizabeth, the third place is Yuanyuan, and the fourth place is briquettes."

"Wow hahahaha." Matcha immediately stood up and laughed: "Sure enough, I am the cutest."

"Cut." Elizabeth looked at Zhao Yao suspiciously and said, "Zhao Yao, did you count correctly? I lost to this fool?"

"You can check at will." Zhao Yao put the questionnaire on the table and said, "But this time, matcha really won. Maybe his head fell off, giving him more popularity."

"Hahahaha, don't be discouraged, little Yiyi." Matcha folded her ears and said, "After all, not all cats can compare with me. Compared with those ordinary wild cats, you have done a good job."

Elizabeth glanced at Matcha aside, and didn't bother to pay attention to this silly cat.

Yuanyuan let out a sigh of relief.

Matcha ran to Zhao Yao's feet, rubbed his furry back against Zhao Yao and said, "Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, give me money, 500 yuan."

"After the settlement at the end of the month, we will call again." Zhao Yao said, leaving behind a disappointed matcha.

In the next few days, thanks to the popularity brought by the famous cat night, the customer flow of the coffee house continued to grow, and the turnover was also rising, which made Zhao Yao happy.

However, because the hair on the heads of the four super cats were all bald, Zhao Yao still had to use illusion every day to maintain the normal appearance of the tops of their heads.

Time just passed by day by day, and Zhao Yao finally ushered in the task settlement at the end of the month—

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