Am I God Chapter 122

Elizabeth's miserable howls kept ringing around Zhao Yao's ears.

"Who?"

"Who did it?" Elizabeth said angrily, "Who shaved my hair?"

Zhao Yao stood behind Elizabeth, squatted down, touched the other's head lightly with one hand, and could clearly see the bald piece on the other's head and the very short layer of fluff.

At this moment, he saw Yuanyuan also yawning and crawling out, and on his head, a large piece of baldness had also been lost, and after seeing a large piece of baldness, only black hair remained on the scalp.

"What's wrong?" Yuanyuan looked at Elizabeth, then touched her head and said, "Why does the weather feel so cold today."

The briquettes also stretched out and slowly climbed out from under the sofa. In Zhao Yao's surprised eyes, the top of the other's head was also shaved.

All three cats had their heads shaved, as if they suddenly turned into three bald middle-aged men.

You must know that a cat is such a thing, at least more than half of its appearance is due to the hair. Once the hair is shaved, the effect is similar to that of a female celebrity removing makeup.

In the living room, Yuanyuan and briquettes screamed again, and the three cats looked back and forth in front of the mirror, looking at their bald heads in disbelief.

It was at this time that Matcha yawned, dragged her tail, and walked out of the bedroom carelessly.

Without bald hair, he looked at the three bald men, and immediately burst out laughing: "Hahahaha! You...hahahaha...you...you look so ugly!"

Seeing Matcha laughing and looking at the bald hair on the other's head, Elizabeth, Yuanyuan, and Bing Qi all flashed a cold light in their eyes.

"You did it, silly cat!" Elizabeth stepped forward, her eyes full of suffocation, but with her lost head, it instantly made people feel less imposing.

Seeing the gazes of the three, and listening to Elizabeth's words, Matcha rolled her eyes and said, "Ah? You said I did it? Do you have any evidence? Is there any evidence that my George Matcha did it?"

Matcha's body flashed and appeared beside Elizabeth. She patted the other's shoulder with her paws, then touched her bald head and said, "This world is all about evidence, xiǎojiě, if you talk nonsense about me like that, be careful that I let me The lawyer will send you a lawyer's letter to sue you for defamation."

At the same time, Matcha was overjoyed: "Sure enough, after balding the tops of these three cats, their appearance is at least 30 points lower than mine, and this time I have decided the star cat."

"If you want to blame it, you have to blame yourself for being too careless. The competition in the cat cafe is so cruel. In order to reach the top, I can do anything I can to achieve victory..."

"Damn cat!" Elizabeth slapped the mouth of Matcha, who was still in her reverie, directly.

"What are you doing..."

"Fuck you dog"

Before the time-stop cd was over, Elizabeth slapped Matcha on the mouth again.

"I tell you, if you do this again, I'll call the police!"

"Do you still want to call the police?" Elizabeth slapped Matcha on the face again, and then the whole cat jumped on it, biting the back of Matcha's neck all at once.

Biting the back of the neck is an instinctive action for cats to attack each other, and when bitten here, many cats will instinctively stop resisting, because this is the place where mother cats are used to holding kittens.

Matcha, who was bitten on the neck like this, also stiffened, and then screamed: "Kill the cat! Kill the cat!"

"You want to be a star cat, don't you?" Elizabeth bit the matcha's neck and slapped it down with a palm-to-slap cat fist.

"Do you think you can succeed as a bitch?"

bass! Five sharp claws popped out of Elizabeth's fleshy palms, and lightly brushed across Matcha's face: "Look at me scratching your face, you can't do it, star cat!"

However, at this time, the cd that stopped at the end of the day finally passed, and Matcha's body flashed slightly and disappeared from under Elizabeth's mouth, came a few meters away, and hid behind Zhao Yao.

"Zhao Yao Zhao Yao!" Matcha rubbed against Zhao Yao's calf and shouted, "Elizabeth is going to kill me! Ask for support! Protect our little tea."

Zhao Yao rolled his eyes, grabbed the matcha, and said, "Last night, after everyone fell asleep, stop shaving them."

"It's not me, how could it be me?!" Matcha stared at a pair of big pure eyes and said, "Maybe some perverted super cat broke into our house yesterday and secretly shaved the hair on the top of their three heads. light."

"It's a fool to believe you!" Zhao Yao threw the matcha tea directly to Elizabeth, briquettes, and Yuanyuan. Amidst the screams one after another, orange cat hair rose into the sky, and the house was full of chickens and dogs.

But now the heads of the three super cats are all bald, and the light illusion can only make them look fine, but they can't touch them. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

After thinking about it, Zhao Yao found a plush toy, which was bought when he was afraid of being alone when he raised a matcha tea.

Now the hair on the plush toy was cut off by Zhao Yao. He looked at the matcha that had been rubbed on the ground by three super cats. The latter was lying on the ground like a dead cat. The air is full of tiny cat hair.

Zhao Yao coughed and said, "Okay, don't beat him to death, we have to pick up guests today."

Zhao Yao put the hair cut from the plush toy on Yuanyuan's head, Yuanyuan looked at it and said, "It's not at all, it's too sparse!"

"It's better than nothing." Zhao Yao stroked his chin: "Today is the night of famous cats, it's too late, so let's do it first." After speaking, he cut a few more tufts of hair and stuck them on Yuanyuan's head superior.

Then there are the briquettes. The hair of the briquettes is short-haired, and it feels a bit similar to a plush toy.

But in the end, it was troublesome when I got Elizabeth. Elizabeth is a standard long-haired cat, with a big body and a head that is bigger than Yuanyuan and briquettes, and her baldness is even more serious.

"This..." Zhao Yao also frowned when he looked at the cat's head, which obviously felt wrong to the touch after the fur was pasted.

"Isn't this hairy enough? I'll find a way." After Elizabeth said calmly, she pressed the matcha on the ground with the soles of her feet, pressed one foot on his neck, and lowered her head to face Biting away the hairs on the matcha's head.

hiss!

With a sound like tearing a piece of paper, Elizabeth directly tore off the hair behind Matcha's head.

"Meow!" A scream came from Matcha's mouth: "Bleeding, bleeding, don't!"

"Anyway, he has to wear a green hat. It doesn't matter if he has hair or not?" Elizabeth spat the **** orange hair into Zhao Yao's hand: "Is it enough?"

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