Adventures With a Reincarnated Bush Chapter 41

*This is the events that happened right after John soul was sent to the plant division*

"Hey, vegetation nerds!" A big muscular man calls as he smashes open the door to the Plant Soul Reintegration Division . "Your delivery of trash souls is here . " He says dropping a crate at the feet of Assistant Number Two .

The dirty man has a pin on his chest with Assistant Number Two written on it . Assistant Number Two, with his pale, sickly skin and circles under his eyes, replies while rubbing his head in irritation . "Hey, give me a break . The goddess of plant soul distribution runs us ragged enough . We don't need sass from the delivery guy too . "
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"Tell that to someone who cares . " The delivery man states annoyed . He pulls out a delivery note and hits it with the back of his hand . "Just sign already . No one else wastes my time with sob stories," he says glaring at the overworked assistant .

"Sorry for expecting good customer service . " Assistant Number Two laughs with self-derision . Then with a flick of his hand a thread of godly energy flys over to the paper signing it . The delivery man snatches the delivery note putting it away . "If you want good customer service, you should pay for it like everyone else, in the red light district . " He says with a wave of his hand as he heads through the door .

"Hey come and help me with this!" Assistant Number Two hollers over to Assistant Number Three . "Sure, sure . " An equally beleaguered Assistant replies . They both lift the crate bringing it over to the conveyor belt to be processed .

"You, clean the souls already?" Assistant Number Three asks lazily . "Nah, who cares . " Assistant two replies while shaking his head . "It's regulation, you know? Won't you get in trouble for skipping the step? I won't cover for you . " Assistant three questions the other assistant with weary eyes .

"Who's going to tell? You're not an undercover agent for the soul's department, are you?" The pale assistant responds accusingly to assistant three as they set down the crate . Assistant two waves his hand dismissively, "I've been working with you forever how could an agent endure this hell for so long?"

"That's what I thought no worries then . " Assistant two replies as he leans on the crate before continuing, "if you ask me that new guy is way too excited to work here . " He says pointing over two a happy go lucky guy in sorting . Nodding assistant three shrugs and replies without worry . "Yeah, if you're worried you should just have them cleaned . "

"That takes to long, and you know it!" Assistant Number Two yells clenching his teeth . "Hey what are you guys doing?" An angry woman with green hair and flowers yells causing the two assistants to freeze . "If you have time to talk are you telling me your work is to easy?" She asks as vines fly out whipping the poor assistants .

They both fall to their knees covering their heads with their arms . "Sorry, goddess! We'll get back to work immediately . " Assistant Number Two begs quickly . "See idiot . " He says shoving Assistant Number Three before continuing "Just dump out the souls with me . " Assistant three sighs while dumping the crate on to the conveyor belt .

Not long after this event Assistant Number two get's reprimanded by the Soul Discipline Department . The investigation ends with him being deducted a years pay . Ever since then the man in sorting as been tormented endlessly by Assistant Number Two .

Assistant Number Three got a quiet raise and a medal for superior dedication to duty . He still often eats out with Assistant Number Two who complains about how that bastard in sorting keeps reporting him .

Eventually, thousands of years in the future newspapers and investigative reporting became popular . The gods always love to follow the current trends in the mortal world . After all, there always has to be a god for everything .

After a short investigation into the soul department, it was found that many of the workers in the plant division hadn't received any pay for hundreds of years . There were so many fines and penalties that many workers wouldn't be paid for millennia . The number of souls that hadn't been cleaned and forced to endure being a plant while still having their old memories was staggering . It caused a huge uproar forcing the Souls Division to put more oversights in place .

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